I got my first boner from the green M&M T-Shirt

I Got My First Boner from the Green M&M T-Shirt

Prepare to turn heads and spark conversations with our exclusive “I Got My First Boner from the Green M&M” T-shirt. This bold and humorous statement piece is sure to leave a lasting impression.

Features:

Premium cotton blend for ultimate comfort and breathability
Vibrant green color that pops with personality
Eye-catching graphic featuring the iconic Green M&M
Durable construction for long-lasting wear

Benefits:

Express your unique sense of humor and make a statement
Become the center of attention at parties and social gatherings
Break the ice and start conversations with ease
Show off your love for the iconic candy brand

Value:

A conversation starter that will never fail to entertain
A unique and memorable gift for friends and family
A wardrobe staple that will add a touch of fun to any outfit
A way to embrace your inner child and celebrate the joy of candy

Narrative:

Remember that time you got your first boner from the Green M&M? No? Well, now you can wear it on your chest with pride! Our “I Got My First Boner from the Green M&M” T-shirt is the perfect way to commemorate that special moment (or just make people laugh).

Whether you’re a candy enthusiast, a lover of all things green, or simply someone who appreciates a good joke, this T-shirt is for you. It’s a bold and hilarious statement piece that will turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go.

So, embrace your inner child, put on your “I Got My First Boner from the Green M&M” T-shirt, and get ready to make the world a more colorful place.

• Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
• Delivery Time: Standard (4 – 10 Business Days) -  Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
• Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
• Track your package: We’ll send tracking number with confirmation email when available, so you can track online.
• Global Shipping Available: Winred ships to over 100 countries, rates & fees may vary by location.
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