Chicago Handshake Only The Strong Survive Tee Shirt

Chicago Handshake – Only The Strong Survive Shirt

Malört meets Old Style. The city meets your liver. Welcome to Chicago.

A rite of passage. A challenge disguised as tradition. The Chicago Handshake — a shot of Jeppson’s Malört and a cold Old Style — is more than a drink combo… it’s a test of strength. This shirt celebrates the brave, the bold, and the tastebuds that made it through.

👕 Shirt Features:

• Front design:
  Stylized shot glass & beer can clinking with text:
  “Chicago Handshake”
  “Only The Strong Survive”
  Gritty, vintage-style print with Windy City flair

• Optional back: Chicago skyline with “Malört Made Me Do It”

• Colors: Washed black, asphalt gray, cream, or classic red

• Material: Heavyweight cotton for bar nights and streetwear toughness

• Fit: Unisex sizing S–4XL — relaxed and ready for round two

🍻 Why You’ll Love It:

✔ A hilarious nod to Chicago dive bar culture
✔ Perfect for locals, transplants, and brave tourists
✔ Great conversation starter at any bar or festival
✔ Pairs well with jeans, flannel, and questionable decisions

Only the strong survive. Especially after Malört.

Wear the badge. Take the shot.

• Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
• Delivery Time: Standard (4 – 10 Business Days) -  Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
• Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
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