Don’t Talk To Me Until I’ve Had My Lobotomy Shirt

Don’t Talk To Me Until I’ve Had My Lobotomy Shirt

Introducing the ultimate statement piece for the sarcastically inclined: the “Don’t Talk To Me Until I’ve Had My Lobotomy” shirt. This witty and edgy tee is perfect for those who prefer to keep their interactions to a minimum, especially before their morning coffee or a lobotomy.

Features:

Premium quality cotton for exceptional comfort and durability
Bold and eye-catching graphic that speaks volumes
Unisex design suitable for both men and women
Available in a range of sizes to ensure a perfect fit

Benefits:

Express your sarcastic wit with style
Set clear boundaries and minimize unwanted interruptions
Enjoy a touch of humor in your everyday wardrobe
Make a statement without uttering a single word

Value:

This shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a conversation starter, a mood indicator, and a way to embrace your inner sarcasm. It offers a unique and memorable way to express yourself, while also providing a comfortable and stylish addition to your wardrobe.

Whether you’re a morning grouch, a social introvert, or simply someone who appreciates a good dose of sarcasm, the “Don’t Talk To Me Until I’ve Had My Lobotomy” shirt is the perfect choice. It’s a witty and relatable way to let the world know that you’re not in the mood for small talk, and that you’d rather have a lobotomy than engage in meaningless conversations.

• Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
• Delivery Time: Standard (4 – 10 Business Days) -  Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
• Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
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