I Am Not An Asshole I Am A Hemorrhoid I Irritate Assholes Shirt

I Am Not An Asshole I Am A Hemorrhoid I Irritate Assholes Shirt

Unleash Your Inner Sass with the Hemorrhoid Shirt That’s Not Afraid to Speak Its Mind

Tired of being mistaken for an asshole? Embrace your true nature with our “I Am Not An Asshole I Am A Hemorrhoid I Irritate Assholes” shirt. This witty and unapologetic tee is the perfect way to let the world know that you’re not one to be messed with.

Features:

Premium-quality cotton for ultimate comfort and durability
Bold and eye-catching print that makes a statement
Unisex design suitable for both men and women
Available in a range of sizes to ensure a perfect fit

Benefits:

Express your true self with a shirt that reflects your personality
Make a humorous and memorable impression on everyone you meet
Start conversations and break the ice with ease
Show the world that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself

Value:

This shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a statement of empowerment. It allows you to embrace your individuality and assert your boundaries. Whether you’re dealing with annoying coworkers, rude strangers, or simply want to add a touch of humor to your wardrobe, this shirt is the perfect choice.

Order yours today and let the world know that you’re not an asshole, you’re a hemorrhoid that irritates assholes!

• Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
• Delivery Time: Standard (4 – 10 Business Days) -  Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
• Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
• Track your package: We’ll send tracking number with confirmation email when available, so you can track online.
• Global Shipping Available: Winred ships to over 100 countries, rates & fees may vary by location.
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